most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake. The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes.
the head touch
this is so fucking cute
THIS IS NOT WHAT THE DARK LORD DIED FOR
my favourite super smash brothers character is niall horan
i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”